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Could Osama have identified with George’s sudden outbursts, offbeat ethics, and aversion to employment? Maybe he connected with Kramer and his profusion of wacky ideas. But my money is on a kinship with Newman (with a nuance or two of Bubble Boy). Remember Newman’s secret attraction to Elaine? Maybe Osama got one of those nipple-revealing Christmas cards. I suspect that in addition to dyeing his beard al-Qaeda’s leader was trying to develop some new aspects to his personality. In that case, studying the Soup Nazi, or Frank Costanza, or Elaine’s father, or The Maestro, or even Crazy Joe Davola would make sense. On the other hand, Babu’s Pakistani restaurant across from Jerry’s apartment may have made his mouth water. along with constant Jewish mothering. Was Osama worried about whether he would be considered “sponge worthy?” The parade of women through each episode could have intrigued him. Did the braless candy bar heiress turn him on? She married an Indian, after all. Possibly his pulse was set racing when he glimpsed Jerry’s girlfriend whose forgotten name rhymed with a female body part. His cup of tea could have been the Nordic supermodel who Jerry met on a plane and who appeared in an ad for “The Beach” perfume. Perhaps like all the other males in the cast he was mesmerized by George’s date who sunbathed topless in the Hamptons. However, I do worry that Osama picked up some of the show’s more sinister aspects and incorporated them into his organization’s repertoire. Are we going to be inundated by poison envelopes of the sort that killed George’s fiancée Susan? Could air conditioners start falling from apartment windows the way one did from Jerry’s place? Will holistic remedies begin to turn faces purple like George’s? Or maybe there will be a rash of traffic jams caused by lane repainting a-la Kramer. Urban Americans may also be driven nuts, like Elaine, by always finding the dry cleaners closed when they want to drop something off. Or they might see dry cleaners wearing their jackets to the movies the way Jerry did. Or shopping malls might be designed without bathrooms and have the signs marking the parking spots removed so cars will never be found. The We should consider that the show’s appeal to bin Laden might have been his need for medical advice. Dr.

“DENNIS MILLER SUCKS!” « Chrisbearde's Weblog

As many followers of this blog know we have an aversion to DENNIS MILLER.

We collectively think DENNIS MILLER is as funny as an outbreak of Bubonic Plague.

We think a DENNIS MILLER performance is more painful than six months on the rack during the  Spanish Inquisition. 

We think that Dennis Miller’s last concert in Buffalo New York  was responsible for the mass migration of local Americans to Niagara Falls Canada.

The reason for the “hate on” is obvious. When all else failed…his late night show….his Monday Night Football commentating career…his concert appearances …Dennis went “right-wing rogue” and joined Fox as its resident funny guy.

Fox News in general is about as funny as being kicked in the groin by an angry bull moose…but when DENNIS  showed up and started doing right-wing humor  it became as funny as passing a kidney stone the size of a basketball.  This leads us to ask  “ Why aren’t there any REPUBLICAN comedy shows?’

Liberals are boring. They believe in things., they are earnest and don’t get that uptight about stuff.

Even their sex scandals are not as hot as the GOP’s sex scandals. ..and even when they are they don’t do stupid stuff like the GOP perverts and start asking God for forgiveness after they’ve been found dressed as a Rampant Rooster with a hooker dressed as Colonel Sanders.

What ever comedy Dennis Miller had left in him had the sh+t kicked out of it when he joined Bill O’Reilly for a nightly festival of embarrassment. 

A paying gig is one thing but a comedian who tries too hard dies on the vine of opportunism.

TAKE HIS ACT PLEASE!